hahaah my idol is in Japanese commercials..life couldn’t be better :)
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”-hilarious.
Gotta love twisted humor
Crazy how someone I worked with in NYC his grandfather was the mayor of a town that’s two towns away from mine.
Small world
My grandfather being sworn in as the mayor of Cranford NJ
This is why I hate everything about my brother. He has no qualities about him that are redeeming and I am very surprised he has a wonderful girlfriend Mandy Gill that puts up with hearing about his days at work and how he does works in excel worksheets and makes crazy calculations!! HEY MANDY I JUST MADE THIS SHEET THAT DOES ALL MY WORK FOR ME WOAHHH ISN’T THAT AWESOME!!! Anywho this horrible brother is standing here reading it and thinks it’s so funny. He keeps looking at his picture he made and thinks its funnier and funnier everytime he looks at it. Sick? yes very he’s got nothing better to do …oh wait Call of Duty…forgot about that..aka scream at 10yr old boys about how their isn’t a santa clause and how he “pwnd” them. Happy thanksgiving you shitty brother you….I suppose I still love yah tho but only the smallest amount possible. Nothing more
Funny
via bro
